March 20, 2005

Southend-On-Sea Day Trip

First of all, I know I haven't posted in a while. This is because I had all my wisdom teeth out under general anaesthetic and the past couple of weeks I haven't felt 100%. Without boring you with all the details, I'm OK now, but it will take a few months for me to completely recover from some minor complications - still, better than the discomfort my teeth have given me over the past 3 years. So. Yesterday we decided to go on a train somwherere. We looked at the map and as it was a nice day we thought we'd go to the sea.

We went to Southend on Sea, one hour from Liverpool St -- a truly British town with a 2km pleasure pier, the longest in the world (you can either walk or take a train to/from the shore). We saw skateboarders, old people with motorised buggies, chavs, teenage mums, tourists, punks, kids and regular people like us!

Metal Detector Man
A man goes metal detecting during low-tide, Southend-on-Sea

Southend on Sea condiments table
The end of the pleasure pier has some tacky souvenir shops, a couple of greasy spoons and a take away fish and chips shop featuring... condiments!

All Day Breakfast
Southend-On-Sea's promenade features even more fish and chips shops. Miraculously this place does veggie burgers too!

Tarot cards
Again, the promenade is full of relics from its heyday. Here, a clairvoyant's booth sits nexts to a toy shop; although obviously both are currently not trading. Thankfully an old person's motorised scooter is there to add some life to the scene.

Wimpy's restaurant
Just when you thought Winpy's had been outlawed, along comes one, again on Southend-On-Sea's promenade! This one has table service.


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When you get off the train at Southend Victoria, you can't help but notice that there are a lot of chavs in the area. For the uninitiated, a chav is not so much a social class as a fashion-based alternative movement, who wear clothes which are somwhere between 'bling bling' and Eurotrash - and the clothes and jewellery are usually either fake or tasteless. They wear labels like Burberry, Von Dutch and Juicy Couture. Or usually rip-offs of these, as many aspiring chavs are teenagers who don't have the income. Chavs have come of age in the last couple of years and are prevalent in Essex (ie where Southend-On-Sea is). Yesterday we saw many in their pastel off the shoulder t-shirts coupled with (branded) tracksuit top and bottom, hoop earrings and extremely tight ponytails. The more daring girls will wear a mini-skirt with tall boots (one girl had these massive Uggs, and an extremely tight, low cut top). Many non-Chavs like me will turn their nose down on a chav, but chavs are usually proud to be one, and they are certainly intriguing characters. For more see ChavScum.

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Last of all, the sea! It is a seaside town and all!

Posted by kimgilmour at March 20, 2005 04:23 PM
Comments

Welcome back ;)

Posted by: ag at March 20, 2005 09:14 PM

Hi, i like the way you do your photos..We can see how the city really is. Very real.

Posted by: Daniel G. at March 22, 2005 07:03 PM

I will be linking all the battenburgers into londonphotos.org We love to take days out by the sea

Posted by: Sancha Battenburg at March 31, 2005 10:59 AM

Kimbo - the 'extremely tight ponytail' worn by many chav girls is known as a Chatham Facelift (Chatham being the spiritual home of the chav movement) because of the way it pulls the forehead skin tight to remove wrinkles.

Posted by: Lancey at April 1, 2005 12:52 PM

intriqueing photos and text.

i am a fashion and pageant photographer from southern new jersey. "chavs" ? and i thought i was in touch but once again am behind with "whats cool".

our common language always facinates me. i read the food menu with interest..... beans and mushrooms? chips are fried potatos? like our french fries? which i guess are not french.

on the counter was "sauce" tomato catchup/ketchup.

i will be alert for any chavs around here.

thank you friend

jay smith

Posted by: jay smith at April 4, 2005 07:44 PM

Aw your photos make me very nostalgic for London. I love your site!

Posted by: Ari at April 13, 2005 05:32 PM

Ah quality... you went to Saafend, my home town!

Posted by: Southend Dan at May 13, 2005 01:18 PM